Proof That the Yankees Really Are An Evil Empire.

Having lived in New York for the better part of a decade, I became a big New York Yankees fan.  It was an especially good time to be one, too, since the Bronx Bombers have made it to the playoffs for each of the past twelve seasons (with a few World Series wins to boot).  Hell, I even caught a Tino Martinez foul ball once while sitting up in the cheap seats near right field.

Today the Yankees presented their manager, Joe Torre, with a contract "offer" that he clearly wouldn't accept.  Not only was it only for one year (meaning he could be fired at any time without much penalty), it would have also represented a pay cut (and who likes those?).  More to the point, it was a little insulting to the guy who brought the team to the playoffs all those years.

Still, that's their prerogative--they've got a (very lucrative) business to run.  Professional sports are a major industry and sometimes tough and/or unpopular decisions need to be made.

Then, a couple of hours later, the Yankees sent out the following "News Alert" to everyone who has ever purchased a ticket online for a game at Yankee Stadium:

Part of the e-mail the Yankees sent out

This is clearly a low blow and, quite frankly, is just evil.  This isn't "spin"--it's kind of mean.  To wit:

* The photo.  Could they have picked a more weasely image of Torre?  Seriously, they're only working with a decade and a half of photos, right?  He looks suspicious.  His gaze is off to the side, eyebrows arched, like some cartoon villain about to steal some candy from an unsuspecting baby.  There is no way this is an accident.

* The headline. "Torre Rejects Yankees' Offer."  The proof that they wanted to present an unacceptable offer is in the pudding; now they can say that it was Torre who didn't want to make things work.  He's so difficult to please!  Give us a break: anyone in his position with a shred of dignity left after being publicly lambasted for years for doing an above-average job would have rejected this offer.

* The language.  "In a shocking turn of events" begins the second paragraph.  Shocking?  Really?  Then it goes on to talk about the salary in a way that continues to drive home the idea that Torre is spoiled and unappreciative.  Interesting how they chose not to mention the fact that this would be a pay cut... a pay cut from the team that almost singlehandedly created baseball's luxury tax and has been its biggest over-spender.

Maybe it's just me, but I was kind of shocked to see this in my inbox.  Did the Yankees think this would win over fans?  Are they that deluded?  There's nothing wrong with making a business deal--if they think they can get a better candidate elsewhere, that's their choice to make.  But to try to portray a guy who gave his all for so many years as some kind of scoundrel is just lame.

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