#0071 | the Ron Paul army

Haiku for You | the Ron Paul army

Submitted by Sheep Slayer from the Entire Internet.

 Here’s Sheep Slayer’s story:

“The Ron Paul cult:

Obsessively, compulsively spamming Digg and any other online forum with open comments, busily mobbing every single online poll so they can declare themselves TEH WINNARS!!1 of unscientific internet polls.

Can often be found in the cesspools of the intarweb, such as 9/11 “truther” sites (i.e. Prison Planet) and white supremacist forums (i.e. Stormfront).

When obnoxiousness is confronted by the rare reasonable RP supporter, one usually is subjected to a massive display of verbal diarrhea, such as “F*CK THAT THIS IS OUR REVOLUTION AND THERE’S NO TIME FOR CIVILITY YOU NEOCOMMUNIST!!!11!”

For webmasters of every stripe, the Ron Paul Cult phenomenon has provided, along with the general headache of having to smack spammy trolls, much amusement as provoking them with even the <i>mildest</i> criticism or disagreement results in a torrent of site traffic.  (Trust me, it’s true.)”

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4 Responses to “#0071 | the Ron Paul army”

  1. Whine! I whine a lot because I like Ron Paul! Whine! How dare you make fun a my man! I’m going to have sex with the constitution! Wish me luck, hopefully more than 30 seconds this time!

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  3. Why do you hate the Constitution and liberty?
    Praise the Exalted One, Saint Ron Paul!

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