#0041 | to avoid faux pas

Submitted by Jess in Saratoga Springs, New York.

Here’s Jess’ story:

“I am a sucker for new, crazy ringtones and pay way too much for them. My boyfriend’s face is my cellphone wallpaper, so I also stare at my phone all day long. My job is to design brochures in a corporate office where lots of important people wander in and out.

With my extravagant ringtones, it was a big whoops when the bank called, wondering why I hadn’t submitted my most recent car payment. Later, the CEO was looking for a particular brochure behind my cubicle where the samples are stored when suddenly the bank called again. Third time in four days. What comes blasting out of my phone?

‘PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!’”