#0011 | dude, please cut your hair

Submitted by Danita in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Here’s Danita’s story:

“My topic proposal? Summer is too hot for mullets.

I would like a five-seven-five loosely based on how un-hot it is to be in a crowded bar and see some dude’s sweaty mullet shrivel up like a white man’s Jheri curl. Here in the north, we’re currently suffering through some sweltering humidity, and I do not take kindly to having some dude flip ‘n fluff his long gnarly stuff over his shoulder and effectively into what was, just moments before, a rather enjoyable thirst-quenching beverage.

Bonus points if you can get a “rat tail” in there somehow.”